omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!
your lizard types fast
last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
All bird are bird, but some bird more bird than other bird
I love my psychology textbook, you guys.
♪ Did you ever know that you’re my heeeerooooo ♪
I went to the thrift store today and
what the actual fuck
ok but let’s not lose track of the real gem here
this guy is systematically undoing the world
that’s it that’s the whole argument.
That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.